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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

… But I knew him. 
tylerlikestherain:

allmymetaphors:

whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe 

great:

the folt in our stors

great:

the folt in our stors

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

chenchenthedancingmachine:

jinyoungbuck:

"your crush is coming!"

"what do I do?"

"act normal"

"okay"

image

perfect

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

"The flotsam and jetsam of death"
Hi, I'm Grace, 14, from the UK. I'm highly susceptible to pretty much any TV show, book or film and as a result I have found myself trapped in a great many fandoms. A few of those include LOTR and The Hobbt, Being Human, Game of Thrones and just so many more. I really hope you enjoy my blog!