a novel about the flaws in russian leaders: the fault in our tsars
has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?
Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.
I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.
That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.
when u die in a game but it autosaved right before
today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just lost it
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
“why do you hate tumblr?”
If a guy ever asks for nudes just keep sending him this image until he stops
Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- what was I dreaming about again
*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am*